On the hunt of Bumfoot

Wanted: Binnie "Bummie" Bumerton

Aliases: Byneth Paltrow, Bumela Anderson, The original Tits McGee, Binjob, Snuggums, RRRRRRRRRRrrrrandy4Ever.

Vital Information: Dumb blonde, piercing blue eyes, 5ft. 4in., 40-100 stone(no fucking idea what that means), and humungous mouth watering sweater dogs.

Last Location: On her knees in front of her Webcam show "As the Rabbit Rumbles" on March 4, 2011.

Any information on her whereabouts please contact Frank.



Last known photo of her. Note: A costume is worn to hide her profile but the house decoration is accurate.

*Sings*

My Binnie lies over the ocean
My Binnie lies over the sea
My Binnie lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my Binnie to me

Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Binnie to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Binnie to me

The winds will blow over the ocean
The winds will blow over the sea
The winds will blow over the ocean
To bring back my Binnie to me

Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Binnie to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Binnie to me

Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my Binnie to me

Within the past few hours we have recieved intel of our long lost fearless leader snuggums from several eye witnesses that wishes to remain annonymous.

One witness claims dat he/she saw binnus following a rock band and is now a groupie, forming random peace circles and having kinky orgy sex on evry weed sessions...

Others have claimed that she lost her memory in an accident and is now being brought up by a herd of four armed monkeys located around shogun palace.

We have yet to find our missing angel of death for she has moved on from these sites. Current location is unknown.

We will keep u posted on any new information we have on our beloved bumfoot.

This is Ch0pP3r, Raven News, Signing out...